Once again, prepare to have your mind blown.

Kuroshio Sea - 2nd largest aquarium tank in the world - (song is Please don't go by Barcelona) from Jon Rawlinson on Vimeo.

Everything everywhere finally jumps the shark.

I refuse to watch this movie.

Even though the typing of this entry is a little advertisement, I just have to put this out there. I will NOT watch this movie. It is one of the greatest examples of how we can use different medias to totally manipulate human emotions. Here is the recipe: take one children's story that everyone is insanely nostalgic for, even though when asked, a huge percent of people haven't the foggiest of ideas what even happens in the book, add a dash of a super emo and indie soundtrack, throw in a pinch of a trendy, artsy, indie director, and finally stir in two cups of live action filming with a cute little kid in monster pjs. I'm suprised that Michel Gondry isn't directing a film about the Easy Bake Oven starring Zoey Deschanel.

"Let me sing you a song about buttering my muffin...
...which I baked in this toy oven."
Thanks but no thanks, I'll pass.

Key Largo, Montego, Baby why don't we go...

Last night I had one of the most amazing celebrity cameo dreams of my entire life. The dream starts off and I realize that I am line for food at some kind of fancy party when I take note of the fact that Tom Cruise is standing right in front of me. Now I know he is short in real life but in my dream land he was about 5'2". I am really excited so I introduce myself and tell him how much I love his work, that I've seen every movie he has ever done, that sort of thing. He is very gracious and kind as he says thank you and gives me a hug. We continue chatting as we get our food and head back to our seating area. I'm totally blown away that he still wants to hang out with me. Finally I say to him, "Mr. Cruise, there is something that I have always wanted to ask you, and I completely understand if you don't feel like talking about your movies anymore but there is one thing that I have been really curious about all these years." He responds by telling me not to think anything of it and that he would love to answer any other questions I might have. So I say, "back when you were filming Top Gun, which was totally awesome and had such a major cast with big names like Val Kilmer, Tom Skerritt, Anthony Edwards, Meg Ryan, Tim Robbins along with many others, did you all realize how ridiculously homo-erotic that movie was?" To which he answers with a chuckle and a thousand dollar smile, "yeah we pretty much knew that." To which I say," that is completely radical." Then I woke up.

Pictured: Not about being gay but about dudes helping dudes out.

Something to take your mind off of spider bites.

Watching this is the best way to start each and every day. I definately plan on learning this routine.

All creatures great and small.

Oh how I love the workings of nature. It's constantly reminding me of how there must be a higher intelligence and plan behind the workings of the universe.


Pictured: Camel Spider Bite. God certainly is wondrous.

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I love a good ball game.

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In my opinion, frankly the best Michael Jackson tribute ever.

*Sniff*The universe will truly miss you great one.*Sniff*