Last night I had one of the most amazing celebrity cameo dreams of my entire life. The dream starts off and I realize that I am line for food at some kind of fancy party when I take note of the fact that Tom Cruise is standing right in front of me. Now I know he is short in real life but in my dream land he was about 5'2". I am really excited so I introduce myself and tell him how much I love his work, that I've seen every movie he has ever done, that sort of thing. He is very gracious and kind as he says thank you and gives me a hug. We continue chatting as we get our food and head back to our seating area. I'm totally blown away that he still wants to hang out with me. Finally I say to him, "Mr. Cruise, there is something that I have always wanted to ask you, and I completely understand if you don't feel like talking about your movies anymore but there is one thing that I have been really curious about all these years." He responds by telling me not to think anything of it and that he would love to answer any other questions I might have. So I say, "back when you were filming Top Gun, which was totally awesome and had such a major cast with big names like Val Kilmer, Tom Skerritt, Anthony Edwards, Meg Ryan, Tim Robbins along with many others, did you all realize how ridiculously homo-erotic that movie was?" To which he answers with a chuckle and a thousand dollar smile, "yeah we pretty much knew that." To which I say," that is completely radical." Then I woke up.
Pictured: Not about being gay but about dudes helping dudes out.
